because julez SAID!!1!
text me if you have my number
this is completely logical.
i think joanna has been using her bendy straw this evening
wut?
TRICKING ME INTO SAYING POCKET
THOSE SONS OF SLUTS
and destroyed my bendy straw in the process. because i’m an effing beaver and eat things that aren’t actually food.
i can go to bed now.
because i don’t have any friends.
who would text a faggot like me
(via quetard)
this is a lot funnier than it should be right now
beer through a straw get’s you a lot drunker then it should.
rite rite. i was contributing it to the fact that i’ve been up since 5:30 this morning. but the bendy straw could be playing a huge role in this.