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i like my ford focus, coke zero, texting, bonfires, chubby guys with beards, cuddling, winter, french impressionism, going to dance every monday and wednesday, doing nothing with jordanlag, koosalagoopagoop and dave bignasty, planet earth, medical dramas, vonnegut novels, expanding my knowledge of all things lebanese with the riachis, being a democrat, and wishing i was a ginger.
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"pour the winebox down the sink and then blame it on david. say that someone on runescape made him do it."
this is completely logical.
"he like politely drove through the courtroom."
i think joanna has been using her bendy straw this evening
"he drove his car into the court house, but he drove it like it was a street."
wut?
ALYSSA AND JOANNA ARE ASSAULTING ME VIA TELEPHONE
TRICKING ME INTO SAYING POCKET
THOSE SONS OF SLUTS
well, i've accomplished what i've set out to accomplish.
and destroyed my bendy straw in the process. because i’m an effing beaver and eat things that aren’t actually food.
i can go to bed now.
whenever i get a text, i always yell WHO IS IT
because i don’t have any friends.
who would text a faggot like me
(via quetard)
this is a lot funnier than it should be right now
beer through a straw get’s you a lot drunker then it should.
rite rite. i was contributing it to the fact that i’ve been up since 5:30 this morning. but the bendy straw could be playing a huge role in this.
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