AND I STILL CAN’T SAY POCKET SO I FUCKING QUIT
COCKSLAPPING 101 WITH SAM AND ALYSSA TOMORROW
BE STOKED.
I HAVE A LIST
I’M MAKING NOTECARDS
I AM SO KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WORLD OF COCKSLAP
omg dave facknitz⦠in a fall out boy shirt. i love him.
DAVE FACKNITZ IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE DAVE
SRY DAVE HALATSIS AND DAVE BIGNASTY AND DAVE MELILLO AND DAVE EVERYONE
BABY U MY EVERYTHING
U ALL I EVR WANTED
WE COULD DO IT REAL BIG
BIGGER THAN WE EVER DONE IT
I BE UP ON ERYTHING
OTHER HOES A SOMETHIN SOMETHI
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
IDK IS MY POCKET IMPROVING AS THE EVENING PROGRESSES
DRUV TOLD ME I WAS A RETARD
AM I REALLY A RETARD
DAVID, YOU SAY IT EXACTLY LIKE I DO.
WE’RE BROTHERS HERE
E PLURIBUS UNUM
CIRCUMSPICE 4EVR
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